3.25sWell, he's not dead, but he is awfully sick.
3.14sOh, sure, the old man's off his rocker.
3.74sIf Grandpa says he's dead, he must be alive.
1.1sHe is alive.
1.52sHe's wagging his tail.
3.04sDogs wag their tails for hours after they die.
2.14sI'm tired of this conversation.
2.27sLet's talk about something else.