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3.97sExcuse me, but my team is ready to bowl.
0.63sYou're short one person.
2.1sUh,
2.83sthat long-haired freak's bowled with us for years.
4.74sI don't care if it takes me all night. I'm gonna get me that lobster harmonica.
2.4sCome on, lobstie. Whoo.
5.47sOh, okay. Then I just need your $500 registration fee. $500!
3.67sOh, no problem. Would you take an out-of-state, two-party, bad check?
2.87sNo, I will not pay you $500 for sex.
5.4sAw, come on, Marge. You're getting something in return, and I'm getting a bowling team.
1.9sIt's win-win.
1.03sIt's sick,
2.67sand I don't have that kind of money to spend on sex.
3.8sMaybe you could get someone with money to sponsor your team, like Mr. Burns.
2.2sBurns never gives money to anybody.
3.07s- just last week, I asked him for $1,500. - For what?
2.1sOh, I gotta get the third degree from you too?
3.97sTonight's homework assignment is-- Oh, man, is it hot in here.
2.87sI'd better take off my sweater.
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