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3sWell, you're closin'. It's gettin' late.
2.74sMy kids are probably wondering where their daddy is.
2.87sThere's gotta be some other place we can go. Think, Moe! Think!
3.5sSorry. It's league night. I couldn't give a lane to my own mother.
2sI have no son.
3.57sMan, you go through life, you try to be nice to people,
3.57syou struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?
4.5sFor some pimply little puke that treats ya like dirt unless you're on a team.
3.74sWell, I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt.
3.14sI mean, not that fancy, store-bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients.
2.17sI can't compete with that stuff.
4.9sThat I cannot bowl wreaks havoc with my self-esteem as well, but who am I to complain?
4.4sWell, I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a league bowler!