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2.04sMight as well close the dump.
0.47sI am gonna drink you under the table.
1.77sNo.
3.77sI am going to drink you under the--
3sWell, you're closin'. It's gettin' late.
2.74sMy kids are probably wondering where their daddy is.
2.87sThere's gotta be some other place we can go. Think, Moe! Think!
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3.5sSorry. It's league night. I couldn't give a lane to my own mother.
2sI have no son.
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3.57sMan, you go through life, you try to be nice to people,
3.57syou struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?
4.5sFor some pimply little puke that treats ya like dirt unless you're on a team.
3.74sWell, I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt.
3.14sI mean, not that fancy, store-bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients.