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2.44sSock it to me!"
5.47sThose magazines create a dangerous amount of laughter.
3.4s"The 'all-ighty ollar'"?
2.2sI get it.
3.7sSay, business stinks tonight. Where's Barney, Lenny and Carl?
4.67sThey never come around anymore now that they got their mistresses.
2.04sMight as well close the dump.
0.47sI am gonna drink you under the table.
1.77sNo.
3.77sI am going to drink you under the--
3sWell, you're closin'. It's gettin' late.
2.74sMy kids are probably wondering where their daddy is.
2.87sThere's gotta be some other place we can go. Think, Moe! Think!
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3.5sSorry. It's league night. I couldn't give a lane to my own mother.
2sI have no son.
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3.57sMan, you go through life, you try to be nice to people,