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3.3sThey said my way of thinking just wasn't cost-effective.
0.43sThat's awful!
1.99sWell, that, and...
2.67sI was funneling profits to the Vietcong.
4.94sBut you are Malibu Stacy. As long as she has your name, you have the responsibility!
4.24sI'd be mortified if someone ever made a lousy product with the Simpson name on it.
3.64sI may have had things in common with Stacy in the beginning,
4.34sbut 30 years of living her lifestyle taught me some very harsh lessons.
3.55sFive husbands: Ken, johnny, joe,
2.6sDr. Colossus, Steve Austin.
3.49sBut if you can learn from Malibu Stacy's mistakes, so can everyone.
1.97sI'm sure we can think of something together.
3.6sCome on! Not now. I'm... too drunk.
1.72sNo, you're not!
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2.92sUh, I'll come back tomorrow.
5.19sWe need some more secret sauce! Put this mayonnaise in the sun.
5.5sHey! Now that Old Man Peterson's off our backs, let's have some fun!