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4.75sHey, jiggles! Grab a pad and back that gorgeous butt in here.
2.79sOh, you. Get away! Ah, don't act like you don't like it.
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2.74sIt's awful bein' a kid. No one listens to ya.
3.3sIt's rotten bein' old. No one listens to ya!
2.73sI'm a white male, aged 18 to 49.
3.97sEveryone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.
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1.6sBut I'm not gonna accomplish anything just sitting here--
2.5sand gripin', it's time for--
0.27saction!
2.45sI've got to talk to that woman who invented Malibu Stacy...
1.6sand see if I can get her to--
0.73scome out of retirement!
3.75sI'm gonna get me a job! A real Malibu...
3.14sand see if Stacy... can help...
1.95sinvent... me...
2.89syoung-- Help!