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2.17sHoly smokes! That's it!
3.29sFrom now on, I'm thinkin', actin' and lookin' young.
3.3sAnd I'm gonna start with a bottle of Buzz Cola.
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3.47sOh! Ow! Ow! The bubbles are burning my tongue!
2.7sOw! Ooh. Water! Water!
2.02sA hush falls over the general assembly...
1.93sas Stacy approaches the podium...
3.97sto deliver what will no doubt be a stirring and memorable address.
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2.27sI wish they taught shopping in school!
2.42sOhh.
2.37sLet's bake some cookies for the boys!
3.64sCome on, Stacy. I've waited my whole life to hear you speak.
2.53sDon't you have anything relevant to say?
3.69sDon't ask me. I'm just a girl!
0.55sRight on! Say it, sister.
2.29sIt's not funny, Bart.
3.54sMillions of girls will grow up thinking that this is the right way to act.
2.24sThat they can never be anything more than vacuous ninnies...
2.84swhose only goal is to look pretty, land a rich husband,