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5.69sCranberries, "injun eyes," and yams stuffed with gunpowder.
5.44sThen we'd all watch football, which in those days was called "baseball."
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4.1sLook, Maggie! It's Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post,
3.54scomplete with Deathbringer missiles that really launch.
3.27sMm. That toy isn't safe for a baby like Maggie.
1.97sAw, come on, Marge. You're way too--
1.93sD'oh!
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2.72sWhen I was young, toys were built to last.
4.34sLook at this junk! It breaks the first time you take it out of the box.
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3.99sAnd look at these toy soldiers! They'll break the second I step on 'em.
3.9sStupid... toy... soldiers! Break, you stupid--
1.97sAll right. Come on, pops.
2.8s- Soldiers won't bother you anymore.
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