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3.22sWhy didn't you get something useful, like storm windows?
2.05sOr a nice pipe organ?
4.52sI'm thirsty. Ooh, what smells like mustard?
2.7sThere sure are a lot of ugly people in your neighborhood.
4.54sOoh! Look at that one! Oh, my glaucoma just got worse.
2.54sThe president is a demi-crat!
4.35sHello? I can't unbuckle my seat belt.
4.17sHello!
3.14sThere are too many leaves in your walkway.
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2.44sWhy are you people avoiding me?
4.34sDoes my withered face remind you of the grim specter of death?
5.2sYes, but there's more. Dad, I love you.