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0.57sAnd to my son, Homer--
1.95sWhoo-hoo!
2.25s- and his entire family--
- D'oh!
3.05sI leave these-- a box of mint condition,
3.05s1918 Liberty Head silver dollars.
4.8sYou see, back in those days, rich men would ride around...
3.55sin zeppelins, dropping coins on people.
5.39sAnd one day, I seen J.D. Rockefeller flyin' by--
3.65sso I run out of the house with a big washtub, and--
2.42sWhere are you goin'? Dad, we'd love to stay here...
2.09sand listen to your amusing "antidotes,"
2.92sbut we have to take these coins to the mall and spend 'em!
2.65sAnyway, about my washtub.
3.57sI just used it that morning to wash my turkey,
2.09swhich in those days was known as...
2.39sa "walking bird."
4.85sWe'd always have walking bird on Thanksgiving, with all the trimmings.
5.69sCranberries, "injun eyes," and yams stuffed with gunpowder.
5.44sThen we'd all watch football, which in those days was called "baseball."