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5.2sYes, but there's more. Dad, I love you.
3.94sBut... you're a weird, sore-headed old crank, and nobody likes you!
2.34sConsarn it!
2.53sI guess I am an old crank.
2.9sBut what am I gonna do about it?
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2.03sOne sip and I'm totally hip!
4.62sBuzz Cola. There's a little boogie in every bottle.
2.17sHoly smokes! That's it!
3.29sFrom now on, I'm thinkin', actin' and lookin' young.
3.3sAnd I'm gonna start with a bottle of Buzz Cola.
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3.47sOh! Ow! Ow! The bubbles are burning my tongue!
2.7sOw! Ooh. Water! Water!
2.02sA hush falls over the general assembly...
1.93sas Stacy approaches the podium...
3.97sto deliver what will no doubt be a stirring and memorable address.