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4.34sbut 30 years of living her lifestyle taught me some very harsh lessons.
3.55sFive husbands: Ken, johnny, joe,
2.6sDr. Colossus, Steve Austin.
3.49sBut if you can learn from Malibu Stacy's mistakes, so can everyone.
1.97sI'm sure we can think of something together.
3.6sCome on! Not now. I'm... too drunk.
1.72sNo, you're not!
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2.92sUh, I'll come back tomorrow.
5.19sWe need some more secret sauce! Put this mayonnaise in the sun.
5.5sHey! Now that Old Man Peterson's off our backs, let's have some fun!
4.44sEver see a sandwich that could take a bite outta you?
2.94sLook at the sandwich!
1.98sIt's gonna bite you!