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5.17s(YELLS) Remember, children, nuclear power is your friend,
2.13sand so is Monty Burns.
2.65sDon't end up like me. Vote Republican.
3.47sGod bless America. This cartoon was made in Korea.
1.75sBurns owns everything!
2.6sI've got to speak out before it's too late!
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1.35sD'oh!
6.25s"Dear readers, you hold in your hands "the last paper not controlled by the Burns Media empire.
1.43s"We are not afraid to say
3.44s"Montgomery Burns is a monopolistic, self-aggrandizing
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1.42s"stinky pants."
2sHmm. Maybe Burns ain't so great.
3.47sThis little girl has given us a lot to mull.
3.2sHey, you mugs, thinking ain't drinking!