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3.64sStep one, amass a vast media empire.
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2.2sThe station's not for sale, Burns.
3.34sIt's been in the same family for generations.
3.97sLook, I assure you, no sack of money is big enough to change my mind.
0.97sNow, if...
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2.54sThere's more to life than being rich, you know?
3.47sVery tempting, but I assure you, I'm still not sold.
2.6sWant to split an ice cream sundae?
1.13sDone and done!
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2.44sBART: Check it out. Principal Skinrash.
2.17sNice work, Bart, but give him a runny nose.
2.38sI want the readers to gag on their morning cup of joe.
1.87sSnot a problem, chief. Don't call me chief.
2.24s- Sure thing, jerk.
- Chief is fine.
2.2sYou're on the Morning Zoo with Bill and Marty!
2.47sWhat's your Wednesday whine?
2.03sMR. BURNS: Well, first of all, I agree with you two,
4.9sit's sheer humbuggery that pretty girls can flirt their way out of speeding tickets.