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2.15sI want to be a fire truck.
1.62sHow about a feature columnist?
2.03sYeah, I'm a feature columnist!
3.17s(IMITATING SIREN BLARING)
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1.23sGood day.
0.97sHello.
2.7sGreat glayvin's ghost! He's alive!
3.37sYes, that's right. I pulled a Jesus. Have a nickel.
5.54s(EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE) Burns is alive? Then whose skull am I drinking beer out of?
2.8sBoy, I can't wait to dance on his grave!
1.03sMmm-hmm. Oh, yeah.
2.2s(ALL EXCLAIM) Whose grave?
1.97sUh, the unknown soldier?
1.27sCarry on.
2.4s
6.57s(SHOES TAPPING) Okay, it's time to win the love of these hateful morons.
3.64sStep one, amass a vast media empire.
2.64s
2.2sThe station's not for sale, Burns.
3.34sIt's been in the same family for generations.
3.97sLook, I assure you, no sack of money is big enough to change my mind.