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2.67sYou better. I've already sold a bunch of subscriptions.
2.44sHow do you think I got these swell prizes?
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2.35sAll right, Nelson, what kind of journalism skills do you have?
2.19sI don't know. Making nerds cry?
2.85sPerfect. You're our TV critic. Ralph, what about you?
2.15sI want to be a fire truck.
1.62sHow about a feature columnist?
2.03sYeah, I'm a feature columnist!
3.17s(IMITATING SIREN BLARING)
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1.23sGood day.
0.97sHello.
2.7sGreat glayvin's ghost! He's alive!
3.37sYes, that's right. I pulled a Jesus. Have a nickel.
5.54s(EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE) Burns is alive? Then whose skull am I drinking beer out of?
2.8sBoy, I can't wait to dance on his grave!
1.03sMmm-hmm. Oh, yeah.
2.2s(ALL EXCLAIM) Whose grave?
1.97sUh, the unknown soldier?
1.27sCarry on.
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6.57s(SHOES TAPPING) Okay, it's time to win the love of these hateful morons.