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2.25sOh, wow.
4.79sI haven't cried like this since the third Mr. Teeny died.
2.64sYou couldn't hold a candle to him.
1.27s(WEEPING)
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1.15sNeither could you!
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1.72sYou're okay, you got me broads.
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1.92sOh, this is one dilly of a daily, Lisa.
1.4sCan't wait for tomorrow's.
1.27s"Tomorrow's"?
2.33sI hadn't thought about publishing more.
2.67sYou better. I've already sold a bunch of subscriptions.
2.44sHow do you think I got these swell prizes?
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2.35sAll right, Nelson, what kind of journalism skills do you have?
2.19sI don't know. Making nerds cry?
2.85sPerfect. You're our TV critic. Ralph, what about you?
2.15sI want to be a fire truck.
1.62sHow about a feature columnist?
2.03sYeah, I'm a feature columnist!
3.17s(IMITATING SIREN BLARING)
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