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1.13sThis is Kent Brockman,
3.2slive at Springfield's most beloved tourist attraction,
3.6sthe man-shaped mountain crag known as Geezer Rock.
2.7sCarved by centuries of wind and rain,
5.07sGeezer Rock will soon be more than just a place for teens to have sex and commit suicide.
2.67sWhy did they cancel Futurama?
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3.8sYou crushed my boyfriend! You better be good at making out!
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4.65sToday, Geezer Rock will be officially designated a national landmark.
2.29sWhat's the big deal about a rock that looks like a dude?
1.67sI've got a dad that looks like a monkey.
2.58sBart, you promised you'd stop making that comparison!
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