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3.34sI know how to change the way the public thinks of me.
2.97sI'll buy every media outlet in town!
2.6sBring me a checkbook and a mother mole!
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4.64s(SUCKING) I really got hooked on this stuff.
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3.97sThanks for helping me deliver the first edition of The Red Dress Press, Dad.
1.79sI'm always happy to help you, sweetie.
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1.43sExtree! Extree!
3.12sMan driving erratically throws papers out window!
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2.27sLISA: "Elegy for Geezer Rock.
2.72s"Postcard image, thing to see,
2.84s"to think of Springfield is to think of thee.
2.42s"What thoughts be-pass a'hind thy mien?
2.63s"Why sky art blue, why trees art green?
2.72s"And what, pray tell, did thine eyes see?
3.05s"Perchance, old friend, they gazed at me.
2.22s"Brought low by nature's oafish hand,
4.7s"thou crush-ed our reviewing stand "and twixt thy stones glimpsed I the truth.