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2.5sAn elegy no one will ever hear.
1.99sWell, at least some good came out of today.
1.25sBart, you're grounded for a year!
1.2sI'll just pay the fine.
1.1sOkay. Three bucks.
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1.73sWhy don't you publish your poem?
1.79sPublish it myself?
0.73s
1.4sWhy not?
2.8sI could put out a whole newspaper dedicated to the rock!
2.35sI'd be a publisher, just like Katharine Graham!
3.14sOr that lady who wheels Larry Flynt around.
6.25sMr. Burns, perhaps it's best you were snatched away before time could diminish your beauty.
2.98sStop your wailing, Waylon! I'm alive!
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1.15sMR. BURNS: Oops!
1.52sThat stays in.
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3.34sSir, you're alive! But how?
4.44sBecause of my svelte physique, I was able to fit in a narrow air pocket.
3.14sI survived on whatever sustenance came my way.
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