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1.75sBurns owns everything!
2.6sI've got to speak out before it's too late!
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1.35sD'oh!
6.25s"Dear readers, you hold in your hands "the last paper not controlled by the Burns Media empire.
1.43s"We are not afraid to say
3.44s"Montgomery Burns is a monopolistic, self-aggrandizing
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1.42s"stinky pants."
2sHmm. Maybe Burns ain't so great.
3.47sThis little girl has given us a lot to mull.
3.2sHey, you mugs, thinking ain't drinking!
1.13sHey! Ow! Okay.
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1.93sBring that girl to me.
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3.34sI'm sorry, Mr. Burns, but my paper is not for sale.
2.2sMaybe a little gift will change your mind.
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2.47sSend in Sugarbell.
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1.73sShe's very pretty.
2.07sBut the answer is still no.
2.02sHoneysuckle, Dewdrop.