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1.67sSorry, Lisa.
4.05sAnd by the way, that story I filed from Baghdad was all made up.
2.2sI was actually in Basra.
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3.75s(GROANING) Everyone chickened out. Except Ralph.
1.85sHe got poached by the Chicago Tribune.
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2.32sI guess we're down to just me.
3.32sTake the sob sister act somewhere else. You're standing in my light.
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2.07sBart, you're staying!
2.57sLise, I've learned a valuable lesson here,
3.17sthe pen is mightier than the flaming bag of poop.
2.22sOh, it's beautiful!
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1.65sThis is an outrage!
3.19sSince when are public figures fair game for satire?
2sYour goons did run her off the road, sir.
4.09sI can't be held responsible for what my goons were ordered to do!
2.67sPerhaps there's a non-violent way to silence this girl?
2.5sNon-violence never solved anything.
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2.97sFine, curtsy boy. I'll try it your way.