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4.5sto Springfield U's all-American placekicker, Anton Lubchenko.
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5.9sIn home country, growing up in filth, Lubchenko dreams to play U.S.A. football.
4.29sOn my father's deathbed, he made me promise--
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2.49sLong story short. Go, Springfield U!
1.68sYes. Thank you, Anton.
3.7sNow, folks, a 7-5 football season doesn't come cheap,
0.55sand this is a fund-raiser.
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1.92sSeal the exits.
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2.84sThank you. Thank you. Come on, hurry up.
0.47sAll right now, let's empty our pockets.
2.42sMake me.
2.28sProfessor Rocko, Chancellor Knuckles?
2.1sWait-- I-- Okay.