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5.62sBill. Bill. Ooh. "Llib." Wait a minute. Bill. Huh?
2.14sSpringfield University homecoming?
5.59sFinally, a chance to relive my golden college years. Dad, you only took one course.
5.64sRemember my love affair with Ali MacGraw? She used to call me "preppie." Then she died.
4.27sOh. There's a homecoming parade, a cocktail party.
3.22sThen the big game between Springfield U and Springfield A&M.
3.4sI hate Springfield U so much.
0.48sYou went to Springfield U. You hate A&M.
3.7sSo much.
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3.47sMy old dorm room. Come on, baby.
0.5sLet's matriculate.
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3.14sYou college boys are only interested in one thing.
2.13s- Mmm. Mmm.
- Mmm. Mmm.
4.37sWhoa. You're supposed to hang your necktie on the doorknob if you got a girl in the room.
2.37sOr a ski hat if you've got a picture of a girl.