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1.12sDear Marge.
2.5sBy the time you read this, I will be gone.
8.44sYou deserve all the finest things and although I can give them to you they will be repossessed and I will be hunted down like a dog.
4.1sAlso, it has become clear that your family doesn't want me here.
3.67sShut up with that pen scratching down there.
8.17sI will send you every cent I earn for the baby but you will not see me again until I am a man.
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2.05sThat is so sad.
1.27sOh, come on, honey.
1.77sYou know how it turns out.
6.11sAfter all, you wouldn't be here today if I hadn't become the responsible head of a household.
3.1sCan we have a can of frosting for lunch?
1.43sOkay.