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1.68sGood evening, madam.
5.85sYou have been selected by Slash-Co to reap the benefits of their new Never-Dull knife edge.
2.34sHere. Shake hands with the Slash-Co.
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1.45sHandle first, handle first.
6.07sThey just use your mind and they never give you credit Hmm.
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1.37sI quit! I quit!
3.65sI thought you said you liked dogs.
7.96sIt's enough to drive you crazy if you let it Hey! Who wants to get rich today?
0.42sMe! Me!
0.85sMe!
1.1sMe! Me! Me!
1.2sI said it first.
5.67sLet me assure you that this is not one of those shady pyramid schemes you've been hearing about.
7.17sOur model is the trapezoid that guarantees each investor an 800% return within hours of your initial--
1.97sUh-oh! The cops!
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