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1.67sPoor guy.
2.33sPerhaps this pamphlet will prove helpful.
2.45s"So You've Ruined Your Life."
0.92sMmm.
2.1sSon, you've got to marry that girl.
1.15sBecause it's honorable?
2.7sNo! Because you'll never do any better.
1.67sYou lucky bum.
2.49sThe fish jumped right in the boat.
3.57sAll you got to do is whack her with the oar.
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5.54sMarge, there's something I want to ask you but I'm afraid because if you say "no"
2.77sit'll destroy me and make me a criminal.
2.4sI haven't said "no" to you lately.
1.22sMarge, I--
2.5sDamn it, where's that card?
1.23sWhat card?
2.74sI wrote down what I was going to say on a card.
3.87sStupid thing must have fallen out of my pocket.
1.2s
1.38sIs this it?
1.07sWhat's it say?
5.74s"Marge, from the first moment I saw you "I never wanted to be with anyone else.
4.45s"I don't have much to offer you except all my love.