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1.02sOh, cool.
1.27sWe can race 'em.
2.5sSure, for you, a baby's all fun and games.
2.4sFor me, it's diaper changes and midnight feedings.
1.3sDoesn't Mom do that?
1.4sYeah, but I hear about it.
1.8sWere you like this when Mom was pregnant with me?
2.24sI threw up more than your mother.
5.17sIt all happened at the beginning of that turbulent decade known as the '80s.
1.93sThose were idealistic days--
3.44sThe candidacy of john Anderson, the rise of Supertramp.
2.6sIt was an exciting time to be young.
9.63sWhen I was young it seemed that life was so wonderful For several years I'd been dating your mother and working at the local fun center.
2.29sHomer, you turn the blades too fast.
1.87sThe golfers are complaining.
1.2sSlow down!
1.79sThat's better.
0.73sAh, beautiful.
5.1sKeep this up and someday you'll be the guy who hands out the putters.
1.17sYes, sir!
5.79sI was 24 years old with a beautiful girlfriend and a job with a future.