4.05sBut, Marge, this one came with a free corncob pipe.
2.25sOkay, let's see.
1.35s"Ahoy, mateys.
2.6s"If the water turns blue, a baby for you.
2.6s"If purple ye see, no baby thar be."
2.87sWell, what color is it-- blue or purple?
1.13sPink.
0.58sD'oh!
3.94s"If a test should fail to a doctor set sail."