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2.3sListen, you guys are welcome to come over and read it anytime you like.
1.87sWhy can't we keep it at my house ?
1.3sYour house ? Crazy talk.
2.57sWell, the comic's ours as much as it is yours.
3.14sHow about this, guys ? Bart can have it Mondays and Thursdays,
2sMilhouse will get it Tuesdays and Fridays...
2.55sand yours truly will take it Wednesdays and Saturdays.
2.99sPerfect. Wait a minute. What about Sunday ?
1.72sYeah. What about Sunday ?
4.09sWell, Sunday possession will be determined by a random number generator.
3.2sI will take the digits one through three, Milhouse will have four through six...
2.27s- And Bart Will have seven through nine. - Perfect.
3.17sWait a minute. What about zero ?
2.22sYeah. What about zero ?
2.74sYeah. Well, in the unlikely event of a zero,
2.62spossession will be determined by rock, scissor, paper competition.
1.73sBest three out of five. How's that ?
1.83s
5.57sExcellent. Well, today being Saturday, gentlemen, I guess I'll be taking my comic and--
2.9sUh-uh-uh-uh-- Nice try, Martin. It almost worked,
2.57sbut tonight, this comic book stays right here.
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