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4sLisa? Miss Hoover thought I made the whole thing up.
2.6sShe called me a P.C. thug.
2.94sWell, I've been called a greasy thug too, and it never stops hurting.
6.87sSo here's what we're gonna do: Grease ourselves up real good and trash that place with a baseball bat.
3.9sThat won't help, Dad. No one's ever gonna believe me.
3.47sBut you have proof! We could go get that confession out of jebediah's Fife.
0.67sWe could?
1.27sCome on.
2.3sWe can use the baseball bat to smash open the case.
0.47sNo baseball bat.
0.73sOh.
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3.24sHi, Mr. Hurlbut. Oh, you're back.
2.07sAnd you brought a friend.
1.97sTown crier. I'd like to ask you a few questions.
2.94sOne: Where's the fife? And two: Give me the Fife.
3.87sHey! Stop! I've got nothing but respect for the office of town crier,
2.04sbut this is well outside your jurisdiction.
3.64sOh, yeah? Well, put this in your Fife and smoke it.