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2.1sYou know why they chose Springfield?
4.7sBecause everyone knows jebediah Springfield was a true American hero. End of story.
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2.54s- I believe you, honey.
- You do?
2.67sOf course I do. You're always right about this type of thing,
2.07sand for once I want in on the ground floor.
2.04sOh, thanks, Dad.
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3.5sRalph. "A." Janey. "A."
2.8sAnd, Lisa, for your-- essay,
2.94s"jebediah Springfield: Super-Fraud," "F."
0.7sBut it's all true.
2.3sThis is nothing but...
2.8sdead-white-male bashing from a P.C. thug.
3.9sIt's women like you who keep the rest of us from landing a husband.
2.44sWell, nice talking to ya.
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4sLisa? Miss Hoover thought I made the whole thing up.
2.6sShe called me a P.C. thug.
2.94sWell, I've been called a greasy thug too, and it never stops hurting.
6.87sSo here's what we're gonna do: Grease ourselves up real good and trash that place with a baseball bat.