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5.94sTill 1796 I was Hans Sprungfeld, murderous pirate.
3.5sAnd the half-wits of this town will never learn the truth.
3.67sHa, ha, ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
2.27s"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"
3.27sOh, my God. Our town hero is a fraud.
2.87s"I write this confession so that my infamy will live on...
4.24slong after my body has succumbed to my infectious diphtheria."
2.07sEw.
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2.23sHere's johnnycakes.
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2.47sIs everything okay? You look a bit flushed.
2.64sOh, it's just the excitement of studying jebediah.
3.5sSounds like you've come down with a serious case of "jebeditis."
3.77sJust when I was getting over my Chester A. Arthritis.
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