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Till 1796 I was Hans Sprungfeld, murderous pirate.
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And the half-wits of this town will never learn the truth.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
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"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"
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Oh, my God. Our town hero is a fraud.
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"I write this confession so that my infamy will live on...
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long after my body has succumbed to my infectious diphtheria."
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Ew.
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Here's johnnycakes.
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Is everything okay? You look a bit flushed.
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Oh, it's just the excitement of studying jebediah.
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Sounds like you've come down with a serious case of "jebeditis."
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