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3.67sHa, ha, ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
2.27s"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"
3.27sOh, my God. Our town hero is a fraud.
2.87s"I write this confession so that my infamy will live on...
4.24slong after my body has succumbed to my infectious diphtheria."
2.07sEw.
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2.23sHere's johnnycakes.
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2.47sIs everything okay? You look a bit flushed.
2.64sOh, it's just the excitement of studying jebediah.
3.5sSounds like you've come down with a serious case of "jebeditis."
3.77sJust when I was getting over my Chester A. Arthritis.
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3.64sDid-- You had arthritis? Um, no.
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4.14sHear ye. Hear ye. What's for breakfast?