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4.1sHomer, you know, I support, uh, most any prejudice you can name,
2.3sbut your hero phobia sickens me.
3.64sYou and your daughter ain't welcome here no more. Barney, show 'em the exit.
0.43sThere's an exit?
3s"Evil bloodthirsty pirate."
2.1sHello. Town jubilation Committee?
2.9sYeah. I got something that's gonna make you a lot less jubilant.
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2.2sCan't you understand, little girl?
1.73sjebediah was no criminal.
3.04sThat's right. The reason they say he had a silver tongue...
2.1sis because he was such a fine speaker.
2.23sThat's a myth that got mixed up with the truth.
2.7sYou are tampering with forces you can't understand.
2.54sWe have major corporations sponsoring this event.
3.84sI hope you know you're sponsoring a celebration for a murderous pirate.
5.91sA pirate? Well, that's hardly the image we want for Long john Silver's.