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4.5s1796. A fiercely determined band of pioneers leaves Maryland...
3.07safter misinterpreting a passage in the Bible.
2.44sTheir destination: New Sodom.
1.87sThis is their story.
1.83sThis is gonna be great.
2.97sI hope they show the time where they traded guns to the Indians for corn,
2.1sand then the Indians shot them and took the corn.
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3.1sEgad! A monster! It's a horrible fiend!
1.93sIt's some sort of land cow.
2.8sStand back, fellow settlers.
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2.23sOh.
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2.37sYe have saved our fledgling community.
3.87sMr. Springfield, how can I hope to achieve such greatness?