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2.27sCongratulations, Ned. You are our new town crier.
1.53sD'oh!
4.1sMay your shrill, nasal voice ring throughout our streets and brains.
3.04sWell, thankily-dank, Mayor. I shan't disappoint.
4.24s"Har" ye. "Har" ye. I declare myself pickled tink...
1.87sabout Springfield's bicen-citally,
3.97sti-tin-toodily, rin-tin-tennial day!
2.7sYou su-diddly-uck, Flanders! Give me that.
2.4sHear ye! Hear ye!
3.7sYe old town crier proclaimed crappy by all.
5.51sChooseth Homer Simpson, and he shalt rock thy world.
2.1sGood God! He is fabulous.
3.14sMmm. He's "embiggened" that role with his "cromulent" performance.
5.17sTop-notch "criering," I admit, but the hat and bell belong to Flanders. So no dice.
1.9sOh, they're just family heirlooms.
2.7sThat shouldn't stand in the way of Homer taking my job and--