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2.7sAnd the entire steel mill was gay.
1.93sWhere you been, Homer?
2.07sEntire steel industry's gay.
2.33sYeah, aerospace too-- and the railroads.
2.45sAnd you know what else? Broadway.
4.1sYeah, I always thought Bart would grow up to be just like us.
2.7sWhat happened? Ah, it ain't no mystery.
3.65sWhole modern world's got a swishifying effect on kids today.
2.03sAnd their MTVs and their diet sodas...
2.1sain't gonna set 'em straight neither.
2.75sYou gotta do it yourself, Homer, and you gotta do it fast.
2.3sBut what would turn Bart into a man fast?
2.82sYou have to think for me. Well, let's see now. Uh--
2.17sTime was, you send a boy off to war.
1.93sShootin' a man'd fix him right up.
3.74sBut there's not even any wars no more-- Thank you very much, Warren Christopher.
2.77sHey, better yet, Bart could shoot a deer.
2.42sThat's like shooting a beautiful man.