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2.77sOh, Homer, please. You're embarrassing yourself.
1.77sNo, I'm not, Marge.
3.04sThey're embarrassing me. They're embarrassing America.
2.3sThey turned the navy into a floating joke.
3.89sThey ruined all our best names, like Bruce and Lance and julian.
1.95sThose were the toughest names we had.
2.62sNow they're just, uh--
0.48sQueer?
1.6sYeah, and that's another thing.
2.6sI resent you people using that word.
2.67sThat's our word for making fun of you!
1.93sWe need it!
3.97sWell, I'm taking back our word, and I'm taking back my son.
3.1sDon't worry, boy. We're gonna set you straight.
3sBy tomorrow morning, you'll be a regular Burt Reynolds.
2.24sWhat are you talking about, Homer? Where are we going?
4.27sjust a couple of good old-fashioned manly places, father and son.
2.77sYou're leaving the arm there too long. You want to make it worse?
4.4sNo, no. He'll know you're on to him. Quick-- shake his hand.