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3.19sWell, there's lots of foxy ladies out there.
4.5sHomer, didn't john seem a little... festive to you?
2.07sCouldn't agree more. Happy as a clam.
0.53sHe prefers the company of men.
3.24sWho doesn't?
5.37sHomer, listen carefully. john is a homo--
2.12s- Right.
- sexual.
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4.04sOh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I danced with a gay.
3.48sMarge, Lisa, promise me you won't tell anyone. Promise me!
0.65sYou're being ridiculous.
2.4sAm I, Marge? Am I?
1.93sThink of the property values.
3.17sNow we can never say only straight people have been in this house.
2.03sI'm very sorry you feel that way,
3.44sbecause john invited us all out for a drive today, and we're going.
2.37sWhoa-ho-ho! Not me!
2.67sAnd not because john's gay, but because he's a sneak.
2.22sHe should at least have the good taste to mince around...
2.37sand let everyone know that he's... that way.
2.35sWhat on earth are you talking about?