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1.87sPlease don't construe our ownership of this...
2.22sas an endorsement of slavery.
1.03sHmm.
1.95sWell, see, here's the thing on this.
2.59sIt's a johnny Reb bottle, early 1970s.
2.13sOne of the J&R Whiskey Liquor Lads.
2.32sTwo books of green stamps, if I'm not mistaken.
3.57sOh, no. Oh, no. No, no. No, no.
2.8sIt's a very, very old figurine.
2.59sNo, it's a liquor bottle.
2.48sSee?
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2.2sAhh! That'll make your bull run.
1.95sHmm. Well,
3.94sI guess it'll always be a monument to Grandma's secret drinking problem.
2.59sOkay. So maybe that thing's a hunk of junk.
2.12sBut look at what you're selling.
2.75sFifty bucks for a toy? No kid is worth that.
3.55sOh, but this is the Rex Mars Atomic Discombobulator.
2.45sDon't you just love the graphics on this box?
4.75sNo. How can you love a box or a toy or graphics?
2.13sYou're a grown man. It's camp!