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0.53sHow'd you know that thing would work?
2.49sThe sound is just brutal,
2.27sand I figured reindeer would naturally be afraid...
2.2sof their cruel master Santa Claus.
2.19sI mean, wouldn't you be?
3.75sIs it okay to come out now, Mr. Gay Man, sir?
3.35sI'll do anything you say-- anything!
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3.44sAh, Moe! We were saved by a sissy.
2sYeah. Yeah. We'll never live it down.
3.6sAh, boy. It looks like it's suicide again for me.
4.44sHey, we owe this guy. And I don't want you calling him a sissy.
3.87sThis guy's a fruit. And a--
2.29sNo. Wait, wait, wait. Queer. Queer. Queer.
2.23sThat's what you like to be called, right?
1.72sWell, that or John.
3.02sThis is about as tolerant as Dad gets, so you should be flattered.
2.94sGreat. Well, Homer, I won your respect.
2.37sAnd all I had to do was save your life.
2.84sNow if every gay man could just do the same, you'd be set.
2.14sAmen to that.
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