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3.47sHo, ho, ho. Ho, ho, ho.
1.92sIt's a miracle!
3.29sNo, Ultrasuede is a miracle. This is just good timing.
0.62s
1.9sOh. Oh.
2.02sOh, Homie, I'm so glad you're safe.
3.6sHmm. You feel softer than before.
1.8sI've been tenderized.
0.53sHow'd you know that thing would work?
2.49sThe sound is just brutal,
2.27sand I figured reindeer would naturally be afraid...
2.2sof their cruel master Santa Claus.
2.19sI mean, wouldn't you be?
3.75sIs it okay to come out now, Mr. Gay Man, sir?
3.35sI'll do anything you say-- anything!
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3.44sAh, Moe! We were saved by a sissy.
2sYeah. Yeah. We'll never live it down.
3.6sAh, boy. It looks like it's suicide again for me.
4.44sHey, we owe this guy. And I don't want you calling him a sissy.
3.87sThis guy's a fruit. And a--
2.29sNo. Wait, wait, wait. Queer. Queer. Queer.