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3.8sAh, nuts. Hello? China?
2.13sA little help?
1.97sWell, I never thought it would come to this,
2.12sbut I guess we'll have to sell...
1.65sGrandma's Civil War doll.
1.87sOh, Mom, are you sure you want to sell...
2.44sa family heirloom to pay the gas bill?
1.99sI mean, what would your grandma say?
3.5sI'm sure she'd be proud that her descendants had piping hot tap water...
2.04sand plenty of warm, dry underwear.
2.27sThat is so true.
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4sHmm. These campaign buttons are all partisan.
1.75sDon't you have any neutral ones?
1.93s"May the better man win"--
2.08s"Let's have a good, clean election"-- that sort of thing?
4.17sUh, no, but we do have some old shirt buttons. They're kind of kooky and fun.