2.17sPlease tell me it's your hair.
1.37sNo.
2.57sIt's an heirloom my grandmother passed down to me--
2.89sa very rare old figurine from the Civil War.
1.87sPlease don't construe our ownership of this...
2.22sas an endorsement of slavery.
1.03sHmm.
1.95sWell, see, here's the thing on this.
2.59sIt's a johnny Reb bottle, early 1970s.
2.13sOne of the J&R Whiskey Liquor Lads.
2.32sTwo books of green stamps, if I'm not mistaken.
3.57sOh, no. Oh, no. No, no. No, no.
2.8sIt's a very, very old figurine.
2.59sNo, it's a liquor bottle.