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2.87sAnd Helen Lovejoy-- Sure, she looks blonde,
3.27sbut I've heard cuffs and collar don't match, if you get my drift.
2.35sI don't, but I loved hearing it.
2.84sYou! I should have known.
3.65sGood morning, sunshine. Homer, John brought us cactus candy.
2.54sLook, John, you seem like a perfectly nice guy and all.
2.14sjust stay the hell away from my family!
2.17sWell, now you don't get any candy.
2.57sNo, that's cruel. Take a teensy piece.
0.67sNo.
2.95sHomer, what have you got against gays?
2.62sYou know! It's-- It's not usual.
2sIf there was a law, it would be against it.
2.77sOh, Homer, please. You're embarrassing yourself.
1.77sNo, I'm not, Marge.
3.04sThey're embarrassing me. They're embarrassing America.
2.3sThey turned the navy into a floating joke.
3.89sThey ruined all our best names, like Bruce and Lance and julian.
1.95sThose were the toughest names we had.