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3.44sbecause john invited us all out for a drive today, and we're going.
2.37sWhoa-ho-ho! Not me!
2.67sAnd not because john's gay, but because he's a sneak.
2.22sHe should at least have the good taste to mince around...
2.37sand let everyone know that he's... that way.
2.35sWhat on earth are you talking about?
3.45sYou know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud...
3.4sand my homosexuals flaming!
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0.67sZap!
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2.13sHomer, at least come out and say hello.
0.6sNo. No, no. No. Oh, no.
1.48sOh, come on.
1.97sYou liked john this morning.
3.99sNo. I'm not setting foot outside this house until that man is gone.
2.1sOh, Dad, you are the living end.
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3.24sHey, where'd that cool, creepy Santa come from?
4.19sjapan. Except over there they call him "Annual Gift Man," and he lives on the moon.