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2.7sWhat happened? Ah, it ain't no mystery.
3.65sWhole modern world's got a swishifying effect on kids today.
2.03sAnd their MTVs and their diet sodas...
2.1sain't gonna set 'em straight neither.
2.75sYou gotta do it yourself, Homer, and you gotta do it fast.
2.3sBut what would turn Bart into a man fast?
2.82sYou have to think for me. Well, let's see now. Uh--
2.17sTime was, you send a boy off to war.
1.93sShootin' a man'd fix him right up.
3.74sBut there's not even any wars no more-- Thank you very much, Warren Christopher.
2.77sHey, better yet, Bart could shoot a deer.
2.42sThat's like shooting a beautiful man.
2.54sHey, he's right, Homer. After the boy bags a deer,
2.68sall the diet sodas in the world won't turn him back.
3.37sThen you just sit back and watch the grandkids roll in.
1.8sHunting, eh?
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